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亲爱的技术支持:
 
我急需您的帮助。我最近将“女朋友7.0”升级到“妻子1.0”,发现这个新程序意外地启动了孩子生产程序,而且占用了大量的空间和珍贵的
 
资源。这在产品的使用手册中没有提到。此外“妻子1.0”自动将自己安装到其他的所有的程序中,它随系统同时启动,监控整个系统的状态。
 
男人夜出2.5”和“高尔夫5.3”无法再运行,一旦运行该程序系统即行崩溃。试图运行“周日足球6.3”经常失败,而“周六购物7.1”却代之运行。看来我无法保留“妻子1.0”,因为它和我喜欢运行的任何程序都不相容。我打算回到“女朋友7.0”,可是这个程序又无法卸载。
 
请您帮帮我吧!
 

 
给乔的回信:
 
亲爱的乔:
 
这是个很普通的问题,产生于你对基本原理的不了解。
 
很多的男人健“女朋友7.0”升级到“妻子1.0”,以为“妻子1.0”是一个“实用与娱乐程序”。然而“妻子1.0”却是个操作系统,是被设计用来运行所有程序的。你不可能清除“妻子1.0”,也不可能回到“女朋友7.0”,因为“妻子1.0”的设计中不具有这个功能,无论是卸载、删除或是清除已经安装在系统中的这些程序文件,都是不可能的。
 
有些人曾试图安装“女朋友8.0”或者“妻子2.0”,结果是产生了更多的问题(参见手册中的赡养费/孩子的养育/律师费用)。我安装过“妻子1.0”,我建议你保持现在的安装状态,妥善解决遇到的困难。
 
当任何错误或问题出现的时候,不论你认为是什么原因引起的,你必须运行“C:\我道歉”程序,并且避免使用“退出键”。必要时可能需要运行“C:\我道歉”多次,希望最终能使操作系统恢复到初始状态。
 
“妻子1.0”虽然是一个需要高保养的程序,但同时对人可能是非常有益的。充分地利用它,需要买些额外的软件比如“鲜花2.0”和“巧克力5.0”。
 
不要在任何情况下安装“秘书(短裙版)”,因为“妻子1.0”不支持这种程序,而且系统多数时候肯定会崩溃。
 
祝你好运
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posted on 2006-06-12 08:22 才子£鸣 阅读(242) 评论(6)  编辑 收藏 引用

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# re: [转自CSDN-水源]把女友升级为老婆的时候发生的BUG
2006-06-12 08:25 | 才子£鸣
Generally, if you install Girlfriend 1.0 into your operating system, you might soon noticed that the new program will begin performing unexpected child processing which will take up a lot of space and valuable resources


In addition, Girlfriend 1.0 might force you to install Wife 1.0 which will in turn will installed itself into all other programs and monitor all other system activities such as Karaoke Night 10.3, Drinking Beer 5.0 etc. Now you will be in real trouble !!!.



You may not be able to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run your favorite applications. Furthermore, if try to go back to Girlfriend 1.0, the uninstall may not work on Wife 1.0.



You will find that this is a very, very common problem that men complain about.



Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! You have to hire an expert to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 1.0 since the uninstall does not work and program files are hidden system files with weird names.



Mys suggestions below applies to Wife x.x or Girlfriend x.x:



You might then want to install the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.



The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.



Wife x.x and Girlfriend x.x are great programs, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

The good thing is they comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Have Sex x.x.



However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve their performance to purchase additional software. I recommend Dinners with friend 2.1, Hugs 4.3 and Dvd 5.0 etc.!



So if you install Girlfriend 1.0 just be very, very careful.



Keep a multi boot OS, so that you can boot into another OS if you want. This is also very helpful if you eventually have to upgrade to Wife 1.0. I suggest that you upgrade Girlfriend 1.0 to Girlfriend 2.0, Girlfriend 3.0 etc. before you finally upgrade to Wife 1.0.   回复  更多评论
  
# re: [转自CSDN-水源]把女友升级为老婆的时候发生的BUG
2006-06-12 08:26 | 才子£鸣
不是被逼的话。。。。看来还是不要升级的好啊。。。。。。  回复  更多评论
  
# re: [转自CSDN-水源]把女友升级为老婆的时候发生的BUG
2006-06-12 08:50 | dabor
在安装“妻子1.0”时,最好先装还原精灵,或Virtual PC,或VMware,或影子系统 PowerShadow 。  回复  更多评论
  
# re: [转自CSDN-水源]把女友升级为老婆的时候发生的BUG
2006-06-16 22:24 | 棉花
我晕~~~~``  回复  更多评论
  
# re: [转自CSDN-水源]把女友升级为老婆的时候发生的BUG
2006-06-17 01:20 | Rockey
你晕个么事撒。。。。。。

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# re: [转自CSDN-水源]把女友升级为老婆的时候发生的BUG
2006-11-25 13:55 | yu_lj_si
建议:
设置“配置性能”用户权利指派,使“孩子产生v1”程序可控运行。随着“观念”系统不断升级,可以打开自动更新给“妻子10”打补丁和升级,提高对其它如“秘书(露胸版)”软件的兼容性。为防止网络“流氓”软件侵入“妻子10”系统,可以关闭“远程”并在策略中“拒绝从网络访问”。现在有些如“幽会”、“一夜情”、“婚外恋”等软件在旧的操作系统上不能运行,如果硬件“资源”允许,为了能够受用这些新功能,也不必卸载“妻子10”,可再安装一个“女友69”操作系统,成为双操作系统,在Bios中设置“在家”和“在外”启动选择项。“女友69”是计费软件,使用“管理员用户”操作的时候可按包月计费(与“二奶11”有别),当使用“来宾客户”按次数收费。需要注意的是,两个系统不能安装在一个“房间”分区内,对“女友69”系统要做安全策略,关闭或限制“使孩子产生v2”运行,以减少重复占用资源,并防止冲突。yu_lj_si@sina.com  回复  更多评论
  
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