﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><channel><title>IT博客-馒头の窝-随笔分类-5.『只为欢乐』</title><link>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/category/509.html</link><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.cnitblog.com/images/cnitblog_com/mantou/sakura.swf"; width="600" height="200" quality="high" wmode="transparent" align="right" style="position: absolute; left:0; top:0"&gt;
&lt;br&gt;　　　　　　  有时候　飞翔　不一定需要翅膀
&lt;br&gt;　　　　　　　　　　　因为两个人的世界　就是天堂……
&lt;p align="right"&gt;If I were in heaven, I'd write your name on every star&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;for all to see just how much you mean to me.&lt;br&gt;Love乐乐のme~`` ^_^　　　　&lt;/p&gt;</description><language>zh-cn</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 08:00:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 08:00:19 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>[转载]大学生混的最高境界</title><link>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/10/18/3382.html</link><dc:creator>馒头</dc:creator><author>馒头</author><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:43:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/10/18/3382.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/3382.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/10/18/3382.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/commentRss/3382.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/services/trackbacks/3382.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: ①考试版<br>凡人：什么？明天要考高数？？<br>得道：什么？下节课要考高数？？<br>入仙：什么？刚才考的是高数？？<br>成佛：什么？昨天有考试？？<br>高级佛爷：高数？刚才考的不是英语？？<br>我寝室一哥们：高数是什么树？？<br>……&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/10/18/3382.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/aggbug/3382.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/" target="_blank">馒头</a> 2005-10-18 19:43 <a href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/10/18/3382.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>[转载]老公啊，我要星星你给吗？</title><link>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/25/2359.html</link><dc:creator>馒头</dc:creator><author>馒头</author><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:52:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/25/2359.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/2359.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/25/2359.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/commentRss/2359.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/services/trackbacks/2359.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: 呵呵，这是一个很刁钻的问题。幸好我在我老婆之前发现这篇文章，要不我老婆也拿这个问题来考我就难为我了。但是现在我有办法了，老婆看了后要是问我呀，我就说：“老婆呀，你看这里这么多回答，你喜欢哪种，我念你听，好不好呀？”……啊，老婆，别打我，我错了，别、别别……&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/25/2359.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/aggbug/2359.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/" target="_blank">馒头</a> 2005-08-25 21:52 <a href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/25/2359.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>[转载]MM与老公一天的电话记录</title><link>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1350.html</link><dc:creator>馒头</dc:creator><author>馒头</author><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:36:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1350.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/1350.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1350.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/commentRss/1350.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/services/trackbacks/1350.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: 老婆是家里的开心果，常常会让你哭笑不得，让你又气又爱。自己的老婆就是可爱，有谁会不疼爱自己的老婆呢？　　：）&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1350.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/aggbug/1350.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/" target="_blank">馒头</a> 2005-08-05 20:36 <a href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1350.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>[转载]经典口误</title><link>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1348.html</link><dc:creator>馒头</dc:creator><author>馒头</author><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1348.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/1348.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1348.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/comments/commentRss/1348.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/services/trackbacks/1348.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 摘要: 一次在厕所方便，没纸了。就对老婆说：“把擦纸的屁股拿来！”……&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1348.html'>阅读全文</a><img src ="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/aggbug/1348.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/" target="_blank">馒头</a> 2005-08-05 20:33 <a href="http://www.cnitblog.com/mantou/archive/2005/08/05/1348.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item></channel></rss>